I'm tired of being monopolized. Fuck Comcast, Verizon, and every other shitbag company that tries to coax me into their club. Fuck banks too. Just wtf does a bank do for you, anyways? They keep your money, invest it, make money from your money...then deny you for a small loan. Fuck them, twice.
Fuck that pretentious Starbucks nonsense. Fuck cars that are designed around planned-obsolescence. Fuck Michael Jordan for being a first class asshole. Fuck you Apple fanboys. You're the idiot for paying out the ass for some toddler-level simplicity.
Fuck Walmart and all who dwell there. Fuck gaming consoles, they hold back progress. Fuck all you micro-brew cunts who can't quite decide which beer bottle fits in your asshole the best. Are you not profound?
Fuck McDonald's for having $2 items on the dollar menu. Fuck Iraq and their archaic bullshit for keeping gas prices high. Fuck Israel/Palestine. Neither of you deserve that shithole.
Oh, and Fuck the king. All your chicken are belong to us.
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