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Subject:Generally, fuck you.
Time:06:05 pm
Current Mood:chipperchipper

I'm tired of being monopolized. Fuck Comcast, Verizon, and every other shitbag company that tries to coax me into their club. Fuck banks too. Just wtf does a bank do for you, anyways? They keep your money, invest it, make money from your money...then deny you for a small loan. Fuck them, twice.

Fuck that pretentious Starbucks nonsense. Fuck cars that are designed around planned-obsolescence. Fuck Michael Jordan for being a first class asshole. Fuck you Apple fanboys. You're the idiot for paying out the ass for some toddler-level simplicity.

Fuck Walmart and all who dwell there. Fuck gaming consoles, they hold back progress. Fuck all you micro-brew cunts who can't quite decide which beer bottle fits in your asshole the best. Are you not profound?

Fuck McDonald's for having $2 items on the dollar menu. Fuck Iraq and their archaic bullshit for keeping gas prices high. Fuck Israel/Palestine. Neither of you deserve that shithole.

Oh, and Fuck the king. All your chicken are belong to us.

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spamwarrior
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Time:2014-07-07 04:24 am (UTC)
"Fuck Iraq and their archaic bullshit for keeping gas prices high"

Out of all the ridiculous I just read, this is the one I'm gonna stop you right here on and say "nope, try again".
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rick_day
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Time:2014-07-07 02:31 pm (UTC)
LOL.

Fuck you.
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rick_day
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Time:2014-07-07 02:31 pm (UTC)
in a friendly way, of course.
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spamwarrior
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Time:2014-07-07 05:43 pm (UTC)
I know, I'm part of the world and the world's against you. Fuck me.
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rick_day
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Time:2014-07-07 07:31 pm (UTC)


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thirishar
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Time:2014-07-11 03:24 am (UTC)
Fuck you Apple fanboys. You're the idiot for paying out the ass for some toddler-level simplicity.

A-fucking-men. Not to mention an anal-retentive user environment and non-upgradeable hardware made by a company that behaves like the goddamn Gestapo.
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newhavenite
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Time:2014-07-23 05:26 am (UTC)
This still makes me laugh. I agree.
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