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Subject:FUCK THIS!!
Time:11:58 am
Current Mood:infuriatedinfuriated
FUCK YOU, you useless piece of worthless shit for busting my chops over Kelly and actually feeling loved and for what? To suck me back into your sadistic world of pain... I thought I was rid of you... I am now
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Subject:KEN
Time:04:44 pm
Current Mood:amusedamused
Fuck you! Purging you from my life has never felt SO good!!!
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Subject:Meh... FUCK it..
Time:10:04 pm
Current Mood:indifferentindifferent
The last 2 days I have tried to be civil with the ex-hubby and he's still a bitter asshole... Gets all mad and blocks me because he can't deal with the fact that I still call him out on it. Oh well, FUCK it, and FUCK him too!
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Time:10:31 am
You're no bunny 'til some bunny loves you

You're no bunny 'til some bunny cares

You may be Thumper, you may possess the world and a heffer

But cows won't bring you happiness when you're hossenfeffer

The world still is the same, you'll never change it

As sure as Elmer Fudd pulls his pud

You're no bunny 'til some bunny loves you

So find yourself some bunny to love



Elmer is still the same, you'll never change him

As sure as the star shines above

You're no bunny 'til some bunny loves you

So find yourself some bunny to love

So find yourself some bunny to love
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Subject:Fuck you Facebook
Time:12:51 am

Fuck Facebook for trying to deactivate my account after I reported various fake accounts some troll admitted having and using to continue spamming our page after he was banned from it. You even reported and deleted the screenshot of his comment confessing about that and which I used as proof to keep him from bullying others. On top of that you tell me Im the one violating community guidelines?! Fuck Facebook. Fuck Social Media overall.

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Subject:20 years to an EPIC Fuck you... (edited X-Post)
Time:12:09 am
Current Mood:pissed offpissed off
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So NOT a fan of yours;
Your EX stepsister
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Time:11:44 pm

Fuck You for trying to start crap on facebook like that.  You just threw away years of friendship over nothing. 

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Subject:Fuck You
Time:01:40 am
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Current Location:Portland, Oregon AKA The City That Doesn't Work
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Subject:Existentialism is a lie
Time:09:10 am
Current Mood:Troubled
Maybe it's not an existential, maybe it's reality seeping into this fake society humans have appropriated for the last whatever amount of time. Humans aren't meant to live like this, and I can't escape the feeling that I'm not alone in feeling this way. That is what I consider an existential issue - the fact that humans are incredibly intelligent beings, and yet there are so many of us that it becomes impossible to manage appropriately.
The fact that someone is doing any managing of humans is pretty funny to me, although it has always been this way. With everything and anyone, in moderation is key. Humankind is no longer in moderation, it's no longer based on our primal instincts which still power us despite the lack of mortal danger [what do you think a panic attack is]? We are over populated messes of people who are hateful towards one another, out of our own self-interest. I feel more and more like a fucking hippie the longer I live in Portland, and that is also extremely ironic considering my feelings towards this place [not fantastic]. And yet, I am not able to manage my emotions without taking a little pill that dulls certain censors in my brain an pumps dopamine into my life allowing me to feel happier, and be less disturbed by these societal things.

I wonder, how curious it is that we are raised in unfortunate environments with people who don't know what they're doing, who have their own issues, who transfer those issues onto their children, who have been held down by the same agenda you have fallen beneath, whether blood related or no - who you surround yourself with, who you listen to, who you admire. Raised to be a certain way only for society to tell you no, you may not express yourself or feel that way, you must have this disorder, take this pill. For school systems to ignore and chastise, not able to do anything to fix things, but for a few good souls who thankfully are caring teachers, carrying the weight of it all. I am an emotional being, and I am an empath. If you say something to me regarding your state of affairs, I might cry for you and the sad state of humanity in the world including everyone else's sadness. I admit, I often get so wrapped up in the horrors of the world and of my own experience and struggles, I get so upset that I am blinded by it. Remembering again that "his mother died yesterday," or "her cat was hit by a car," or "he became homeless" because society is not nurturing to people who have had an unfortunate life event [job loss, death in the family, disease, bills, rising rent costs], that racism exists, that intolerance exists (don't get me started on the church system, as it ties into this) - this is all molded by these incomplete humans that, meaning well, have passed through the generations since society as we know it began - even before. The government decided against being for the people at some point, and here we are. Even still, there are times when we cannot trust our own minds after growing up in a society like the United States. It's an existential problem the government, churches, big banks, greedy old and young men alike [and women, cough rothschild, clintons, bushes, regans, powerful figures cough] have created. We allowed it because it's hard to make decisions for ourselves and be self-propelled go-getters who want a better life and are willing to fight for it and work for it.

Then there's half of the population that has never considered this, because the media tells them it's all fine with an occasional terror threat to keep them scared enough to believe their government is going to protect them if shit hits the fan. So much more including the above listed become overwhelming. People have to disassociate themselves from the news, and the media, because horrible things are happening in the world. We should not shy away from this, as horrible as these things are. We should use them as fuel to fight for a better economy. To talk about a better future for our children, pets, friends, family, everything, everyone, etc. Think about it. Read about it. Back through thousands of years, this has always been the case. Even existentialism is a lie.

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Time:01:54 am
Fuck you for being so nosy. I'm not allowed any fun without you up my ass asking how old my friends are, if they work, if they speak respectfully to me. For some dumbass reason, you think I'm in a relationship now or some bullshit, well, no, I'm not and I never will be, because I know you'd be an even bigger pain in the ass about it than you are now while I'm single. And no, you're never having grandchildren from me because you make me miserable enough as it is, I'm never bringing that torment on another child.

Just mind your own damn business and let me have fun where I can get it, hm?
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Subject:Steven... Again!
Time:11:28 pm
Current Mood:Apathetic
FUCK you! Period, plain and fucking simple. Fuck your whiny, bitchy, needy attitude. Fuck the fact that you can't accept that I made it clear that I don't want to get back together and the fact that you always feel you need to brag every time I agree to a skype session.

Oh and while I'm at it - Derrick, for fuck's sake... Just come out of the damn closet. Stop being such a chicken shit and dress up if that's what you like to do... doesn't mean that I'm going to help you or be around it! I'm for sure not going to do your 'Man shopping' for you... Ugh!
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Time:07:33 pm

Fuck You for being such a cunt again and still not stopping doing so even after all this time.  You seem to like hurting people regardless of the fact you keep whining about how life is unfair to you.

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Subject:To my worthless sister and her ignorant douchenozzle husband
Time:12:42 am
Current Mood:enragedenraged
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Time:02:52 pm
I know you're on vacation, and that it's your birthday, and you wanted to be my friend afert the hurricane of you taking everything that went wrong on me when we were college roommates three years ago. However, the way you behaved was appalling, beyond rude, and disgusting.

You aren't entitled to be pampered and spoiled by my family because you're used to your rich pushover boyfriend spoiling you rotten without question or consequence. You don't get to demand my mother cook, clean, do laundry, AND drive you everywhere because you didn't plan or prepare thoroughly enough to bring enough money for your own food, transport, and other necessities. You don't get to ignore my two siblings who live at home because you don't know them: that's what small talk is for. My house is not a hotel, and you shouldn't be outraged at that revelation: if you wanted a hotel, you should've booked one from the get go. If you knew you couldn't find a place to stay, you should've have waited to visit until you were ready to think about what kind of planning a vacation entails.

I feel emotionally manipulaed and used. I don't want to be your friend. You've treated me with harsh judgment, and few benefits to being your friend. I should've realized your toxicity earlier this year, when you accused me of personally attacking you and hating you for not being "grateful" enough for receiving an impersonal gift/not buying you something in return. The fact that you can so easily place such arbitrary, unrealistic, and rigid expectations of me on what I have to do to be your friend makes it seem like you want me to beg to be your friend, and change my entire life . Yet any time I questioned you, it ended up with insulting me. For example, you were hysterically offended and upset that I tried to understand why you thought you were being personally attacked, unloved, uncared for, and worried about the state of your friendship with a person because said person with a terrible case of lupus who was stressed with their own absymal health with two dying relatives didn't place you at the center of their universe, and spend every waking moment with you should've also made me realize how terrible of a person you are.

You overemphasizing how badly you want to see me in flowery, affectionate tones seemed insincere and judgmental, as if your presence is enough for you to deserve spoiling. Yet you acted like you didn't want to hang out with me whenever we did hang out, and you found my most defining traits (kindness, loyalty, and empathy) to be traits worthy of disdain. You complained and whined almost the entire time we spent time together because one minor thing went wrong that could've been changed had you used your words like an adult, and were generally more responsible. You told me that you wouldn't be my friend if you lived closer because the stress of my alcoholic father would drive you away, which was offensive, inappropriate, and contradictory to your desepration for an inseparably close friendship/desire for a family.

Your paralysis via indecision isn't cute or funny, and i don't think it's fair to me that I have to indulge that behavior because you're so unwilling to be more decisive; dramatically emphasizing that your life is difficult/stressful because you want someone to choose for you without telling anyone what you want to do makes you seem like a controlling immature baby.

Long story short: you don't get to be rewarded like you think you desearve for explaining why you acted demeaning, insulting, and generally alienating my entire family. You officially lost my friendship. (But that was a surprisingly easy decision, as you weren't close to me anyway.)
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Subject:Kindly find "off" and fuck it, please.
Time:02:55 pm
Current Mood:predatorypredatory
Dear Caleb,

I stopped watching your handful of an unruly dog for a reason. And now you keep asking me for random shit favours like going and checking on her. You are always working. You do not have time for her, clearly, but you insist on dumping her off to other people while you're gone all day and most of the night to work, shopping, concerts, whatever else. YOU HAVE A DOG. SHE SHOULD BE A PRIORITY. I get it that you have to work, yes, but you do not work 24/7. It is not up to us to watch her. It is not up to us to take care of her. It is not up to us to clean up YOUR messes. Either find the time to take care of YOUR OWN DOG, OR REHOME HER TO SOMEONE WHO CAN.

I did not answer the phone, you, instead of leaving a voicemail, decided to be rude and hang up and call right back. Motherfucker. IF I AM NOT ANSWERING THE FIRST FUCKIN' TIME, THAT DOES NOT MEAN HANG UP AND CALL RIGHT THE FUCK BACK, YOU DUMBSHIT! WTF! I am NOT at your beck and call. I do NOT have the key to your apartment, Sam an Mel do, and they are not home. They will not be back till likely Monday. Yes, I am keeping an eye on their cats while they are gone, but that is because they don't use me. That is because they do not take me for granted like you did, like Angie did.

Yes, I am home all the time, but that is NOT an open invitation to use me! I have a life, too. It might not be much of a life to you, but it is mine, and I am not going to be doing for you. You need to find "off" and fuck it till I get tired.

No love,
Me
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Time:01:40 pm
Fuck you. I took care of you for almost two damn years. I stuck my neck out at work for you and you still fucked that up.

When you needed help paying your rent, I helped keep a roof over your head.

I have silently sat by while you go back to your emotionally abusive boyfriend.

I took care of you when you were sick.

I have to constantly hear about how every single friend of yours just didn't do enough for you while you have to listen to all their problems and help them out. Meanwhile, I have a ton of problems and you don't really care about me.

What have I gotten in return? I would say nothing...but the fact is, I have gotten something from you. I have gotten the attitude that what I do for you is never enough. I bust my ass working extra hours even when I'm sick just to have some extra cash on hand in case you can't pay the rent again. I am tired of it. Next time you ask, I will just say I am broke too. I have bills and rent too.
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Subject:Dear C
Time:11:18 pm
Current Mood:pissed offpissed off
I do not know you real well. You and I haven't spoken much in the 8 years I have known you through my fiance'. You have a daughter with him, but there is ZERO reason for you to be such a cunt toward me. There is ZERO reason for you to be such a cunt toward my fiance'.

Yes, you had a falling out with him. Yes, you two broke up a few years ago. GET OVER IT.

For you to try to cause drama on MY facebook is untoward and unbecoming of a grown woman. Real nice example you're setting for your kid, lady. And I use the term "lady" quite loosely. You are no lady in the traditional sense, in gender only. And you give us real women a bad reputation.

No wonder S got sick of you. No wonder he's not too thrilled whenever your name pops up on stuff. He's dreading all the childish stupidity you're about to unleash. I can't say I blame him, really, I've seen enough of it, myself, over the years, I'm not surprised why he left. You may have been the one to break up with him officially, but he is the one who left you a LONG time ago, cunt. Not to be with me, but let's just say he and I have had countless discussions, and he's decided I'm a serious upgrade from you.

The book he gave me tonight was a second-hand copy he'd brought with him from Washington. It was not a brand new book, and I am perfectly fine with that. I'm happy with any books I receive, new or otherwise. For you to snipe off with "R would like something new, too!" tonight, you DON'T want to go there with ME. You want to talk about that?! Let's. Let's discuss how you're living with your 7 1/2 year old daughter in a HOTEL, which is NOT a stable place to live! S, for whatever reason, and that's between y'all, has allowed you to have custody of R. I do not judge him for his choice. Like I said, that is solely between the two of you. For you to attack S on MY facebook, though, that's a warrant for me to come out there and beat the fat off you. I'll be beating awhile, though, b/c what do you weigh now . . . a good 500? Disgusting. I'm no skinny minny myself, but I'm not nearly the nasty ass you are. Your penchant for the dramatics, too, little girl, you need to watch what you say around R, b/c she is little and she will pick up on it, and it will come back to you 100 fold. It's your karma, though. Not mine, not R's, and certainly not S's.

S moved out to Ohio to get away from the likes of the white trash in Spokane. I'm proud of him for putting his foot down and saying enough is enough and doing something to improve his situation and getting away from whores who don't know the concept of boundaries, and a cuntrag ex who can't seem to understand that you are only in S's life because of R. If it weren't for you spreading your legs and deliberately getting pregnant and being too poor to take care of your kid - by that I mean living in a PROPER home environment, not a fuckin' hotel, making sure she's taken care of and ALL her needs are met. Living in an environment such as the likes you're in now, with a man who doesn't even love you, doesn't even LIKE you, that's pathetic. - if it weren't for all that, you wouldn't have S in your life.

S tries to call every night to talk to R. YOU are the one who can't get off your lazy, disgusting ass to pick up the phone and put down the donuts long enough to answer the phone and hand it to R so she can have some Daddy time. God, you're pathetic.

You do NOT want to continue pissing me off, C. I can - and will - report you for child endangerment and neglect and whatever else I can think of. CPS in Spokane does NOT play. I don't, EITHER.

Fuck you, you overgrown cow!

GDIAF,
T
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Subject:Fuck ISIS
Time:09:52 am
Current Mood:livid
Mohammed - "A Star is Born"



Do NOT mess with free speech ESPECIALLY satire.

OK,, I'm a dove but this is too far. Murdering 12 people over  religous comics butthurt is worthy of sweeping the desert of the leadership of ISIS, and whoever is funding them. Cold bloodedly murdering a cop in the fashion caught on video while on his back is worthy of a very slow and painful demise.

Charb, one of the caricaturists killed today, said earlier, after receiving death threats from islamists: "I am not afraid of retaliation. I have no kids, no wife, no car, no credit. It perhaps sounds a bit pompous, but I prefer to die standing than living on my knees." Source: http://www.lepoint.fr/societe/charlie-hebdo-charb-cabu-wolinsky-et-tignous-morts-dans-la-fusillade-07-01-2015-1894661_23.php

Anyone who questions the courage of the French can simply kiss Mohammed's star.

My heart goes to the people of France and the victims of this attack. And my heart hardends even more at how organized religion is indirectly responsible for most of the sin on this planet.

Fuck them. All of them.

PS: fuck whoever came up with that tag.
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Subject:Fuck you, Meet Me
Time:11:03 pm

and everyone of the scandalous people that sit on there day after day with no lives....

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Subject:you need this
Time:07:46 pm
Do You Need This Mug Today?


Where Would You Wear This Shirt?
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Time:11:47 pm
Fuck you for CONSTANTLY giving me fucking shit about how I eat. Sorry, I'm not fucking PERFECT. Sorry I make DISGUSTING sounds when I eat. Sorry that I have physical problems and brain damage that cause me not to be able to control my mouth movements.

Fuck you for implying I 'imposed myself' on you. Your asshole of a husband invited me to move in when he owned the house. I know if it was up to you, you'd kick me out and wouldn't give a fuck if I lived in the ditch. Too bad your daughter owns the house and won't let that happen... but maybe that's why both of you put an ungodly amount of stress on her whenever you visit. Maybe you're hoping she 'won't be an issue' any more... I don't fucking know.

Fuck you for being a two-faced fucking bitch half the time... sweet to me when your POS husband isn't in earshot, but a cunt when he is. It shouldn't fucking matter if he's around or not. If you're only being a bitch to me so he won't accuse you of 'playing lezzie' with me, what the fuck does that say about him?

I'm just so sick of the fucking shit I have to deal with every time you visit. I can't keep 'hibernating' in the damn computer room all fucking day... but I can't fucking deal with you any more either!!!
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Subject:Juvenile delinquents
Time:01:57 pm
Fuck you to the teenage cunts who B&E'd my neighbour THREE FUCKING TIMES in the space of a month. He's moved out now because YOU FUCKING DROVE HIM AWAY. I heard you telling him gb2africa, too. Before he left, he said to me "I'll miss you, you've been a good neighbour". :( You were pretty cool too, man.

Fuck you to the Young Offenders Act and the magistrates who won't stand up for the rights of victims of crime. Juvenile delinquents are CRIMINALS who belong in JAIL. FUCKING PUT THEM THERE.
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Subject:Generally, fuck you.
Time:06:05 pm
Current Mood:chipperchipper

I'm tired of being monopolized. Fuck Comcast, Verizon, and every other shitbag company that tries to coax me into their club. Fuck banks too. Just wtf does a bank do for you, anyways? They keep your money, invest it, make money from your money...then deny you for a small loan. Fuck them, twice.

Fuck that pretentious Starbucks nonsense. Fuck cars that are designed around planned-obsolescence. Fuck Michael Jordan for being a first class asshole. Fuck you Apple fanboys. You're the idiot for paying out the ass for some toddler-level simplicity.

Fuck Walmart and all who dwell there. Fuck gaming consoles, they hold back progress. Fuck all you micro-brew cunts who can't quite decide which beer bottle fits in your asshole the best. Are you not profound?

Fuck McDonald's for having $2 items on the dollar menu. Fuck Iraq and their archaic bullshit for keeping gas prices high. Fuck Israel/Palestine. Neither of you deserve that shithole.

Oh, and Fuck the king. All your chicken are belong to us.

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Time:07:57 pm
Bff's parents... FUCK YOU BOTH!

What should have been a HAPPY day for me (My 35th Birthday) turned out the WORST ONE I've ever had.

First off, you come up to visit and right away, BFF's mom starts riding BFF's ass about going either downtown to get hamburger buns and hot dog rolls for a cookout or out to Auburn for dinner... and get pissed off when she says no.

THEN, you tell me that BFF's father will be fine with cookout foods for dinner. I called your fucking bluff and GUESS THE FUCK WHAT, BITCH? I was right!! He fucking acted up until you cut up a damn banana for him!! If I had known... wait, I FUCKING DID KNOW!!! I would have just had a bowl of fucking cereal for dinner.

I'm here, in next to damn tears because my birthday was fucking ruined by you two fucking assholes. But I can't even fucking cry because you'll accuse your daughter of 'doing something to me.'

But don't worry... I'll get my revenge, motherfuckers. My mom passed away on BFF's father's birthday... expect to see a royal CUNT that day. What's good for the goose... Just saying.
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Subject:Steven and a few others
Time:06:35 am
Current Mood:pissed offpissed off
Fuck you Steven for me having dreams about you when all you did was beat me when we were together.

Fuck you Aleve for never helping with my back pain

and a double, triple and quadruple FUCK YOU to the state of Oklahoma for not providing healthcare to the indigent without 'living' children and your dumbass rules about the Snap program.
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Time:06:29 pm
Dear BFF's father,

Look, I know you're elderly, but fuck you.

If I say I don't want something... FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING GOOD, *QUIT FORCING IT ON ME!!!!* I did NOT want corn on the cob!! I appreciate you brought it up to us when we invited you for dinner, but with my disability, I don't like to eat it.

And I WASN'T going to ask your daughter to cut the kernels off for me, just to get a lecture about how 'lazy' I am. Your bitch of a wife already started in with me about being 'lazy' because I need help with ONE GOD-DAMNED SOCK. Jesus Christ, you act like I'm committing a Cardinal Sin by asking for help because my hip won't let my leg bend like it should to put a sock on.

At least I dress the rest of myself. I don't have my FH act like a slave and dress me, like your wife does for you. You may SAY she wants to do it, but I'd bet my SSD check she doesn't.

And further more, it is not 'cute' or 'funny' to make me angry. I get extremely bitchy when I'm pissed off and I'm not pleasant to be around. TELLING me I did and then saying you know me better than I know myself is a sure-fire way to accomplish this!

It's pretty fucking SAD I left my own dinner table, still hungry, because I could not deal with you every 30 fucking seconds asking me if I wanted corn on the cob!!!

And then you wonder why I hibernate when you visit!! Gee, I can't imagine why!!

No a bit of love and biting my tongue from wishing something on you,
THE GIRL WHO DID NOT WANT CORN ON THE COB
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Subject:Entitlement issues? OH, HELL NO.
Time:03:13 pm
Current Mood:pissed offpissed off
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Subject:All The LULS
Time:10:28 am
Fuck You fieryphoenix, Blargdragon, DragonSpleen , Christopher R for all the following:

For saying Virginia isn't that bad of a state even though it doesn't give basic women’s rights. Do you even like women? Or is that why you like indulging in rape fantasies so much?

For saying you care about me, but when I needed you most you were conveniently never there.

For cheating and brushing it off as not a big deal because it was only emotional.

For all times your ‘friends’ hurt me and you never did anything about it.

For only wanting to be my friend if there was a chance you could eventually be more again.

For getting upset when I finally got in another relationship and the ‘conversation’ you decided to have with me till 5AM circulated around how it wasn't you I was dating on a school night and I have a calc II exam that morning.   Get the fuck over it! You weren't even visiting me like you promised and your house is like one of those Hoarders episodes so I couldn’t visit.

For sending me pictures of yourself in a hospital bed after you decided not to control your blood sugar properly.

For thinking you are allowed to grace where I socialize on LJ.

For thinking those instant miso packets is the good stuff.  You are just gross.

For not telling me about your teeth and to this day still not fixing your mouth even though you are fortunate to have the option. I should punch your last two teeth out of your mouth for thinking you could kiss me.

For hoarding everything.  Holy shit! How many packing boxes can you collect under and around your bed!

For befriending the person you cheating on me with after you made a promise that you wouldn't because you cared about me.

For thinking it is an accomplishment just getting out of bed every morning for 8+ years and not actually make an effort to be involved in your community unless you are the center of attention.

For playing 33+ chess games, plus other board games online at a single time and saying it doesn't take that much out of your day.

For failing school 3+ times just because you think it is more productive to stay up till 6AM and play games all the time.

For not having a job and taking your sweet time going on and off back to school.  If you really cared after spending daddies money you would be working as quick as possible to transfer!

For only saying what you had to say to avoid conflict.

For being a coward and never saying sorry.

Thankfully I am sure your personality will not go beyond the internet. Your lack of having teeth cripples you from actually meeting anyone you talk to online. Online ‘Personalities’ only take you so far and eventually you actually have to be the person you say you are. ;)

Lastly,



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Subject:Dear lazy bitch . . . .
Time:10:17 pm
Current Mood:pissed offpissed off
You grew up with money and have absolutely ZERO ability to say please and thank you. I know you grew up with money because you CONSTANTLY bring it up. Not EVERY conversation, but you makes it abundantly clear ALL THE TIME.

You and I had made plans to have me come visit you for a couple days and one of your MANY call-and-whine sessions, you'd called me and whined that you couldn't find your medications that you needed ME to "help" (read: do for you because you're to fuckin' lazy) you find your medications you'd lost.

You're a raving SLOB. When we lived together, the ONLY reason your house was cleaned was because either I myself did it or because the cleaning lady your rich grandmother hired for you came over to clean. SUCH bullshit. You are 24 years old. You're too lazy to get up off your ass and clean after yourself?! PATHETIC.

You're ALWAYS whining about something. ALWAYS bitching about something that's pissed you off. This is MULTIPLE times a day, which makes me wary of answering my phone or when text messages come through. I don't want to turn my phone off because Gimli and I like to talk through text and the occasional phone call.

You, everyday, on a multiple-times-a-day basis, remind me WHY I do NOT miss having roommates. You're ALWAYS whining something is ailing you. Personally, I think you're a hypochondriac. I get the occasional sickness, but every little ache and pain? Really? You need to run to the ER? No. You're always calling ME about it instead of DOING something about it, like I'M going to be the one to make it all better again. No.

Maybe I'm too jaded to be a counselour, b/c all I hear is whining and complaining when it's you calling. Maybe I need to rethink what I want to do career-wise because all the whining I've had to endure from you.

I've - on several occasions - come over and helped save your neck from Mommy and Daddy. Cleaned your house for you enough where your parents wouldn't be bitching (too much) about the state of the place. I'm not kidding when I say IT'S TRASHED. SERIOUSLY. HOBOS would be mortified. You can't walk 3" without tripping over something on the floor. Seriously. I'm not exaggerating.

This is such horseshit. I just helped - attempted, anyway, we've yet to find them - try to find your medications. Came up with absolutely nothing. You're frustrated, which okay, but if you were RESPONSIBLE and picked up after your fuckin' lazy self . . . . we wouldn't be in this situation.

You couldn't find garbage bags, so you called your Daddy whining to him about it, he told you he couldn't (wouldn't, more likely) help you. You called your sister to bring some over, I about died laughing when your sister said, "It's a beautiful day, walk to the store and get some!"

You're bitchy about how your current roommates don't pick up the house, but it's not 100% THEIR mess to clean. It's 85% your mess, and about 15% theirs. There is a 4 y/o here. . . . . that child . . . . . If I hear "I love you, but. . . ." one more fuckin' time out of the adults here, I'm going to scream.

Needless to say, I'm NOT going to be coming back here for a long while after this. I've not one time heard "thank you" from you. NOT ONCE. Kind of a lot pisses me off.

Get your shit together and grow the fuck up.
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Subject:Dear rich and entitled prat!
Time:12:17 am
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Fuck you for being such a slob and expecting everyone else to come in and clean up after you. YOU ARE TWENTY-FOUR YEARS OLD. GROW UP. It's time to join the REAL world and be a fuckin' adult for once in your pathetic life.

Oh, and your constant whining and complaining has gotten on the last of my nerves. I cannot stand to talk to you very much anymore, because of your constant whining. The world does not revolve around you. It's high time you understood that and got over it. Every time my phone rings, I cringe, thinking it's you with yet more whining. Every time my text messaging chime goes off, I cringe, thinking it's you with yet more entitlement issues. I have blocked you from seeing if I'm online on Facebook chat, just to have some peace and quiet when I'm dinking around on that site. I'm so thankful you don't have a Livejournal, or I'd never get any peace here.

Fuck. You.

No wonder I resent people with money. They think the rest of us are just lowly peons with no real purpose than taking care of you and the things you, yourself, should be doing.

No love,

The bitch who's sick of your shit.
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Time:02:30 am
FUCK YOU, VERIZON!!!

This is fucking ridiculous! I don't pay you $90+ a month for shitty service EVERY time it rains!!

And a DOUBLE FUCK YOU for not having a 'Outage status' page... I'd like to know if it's just ME having the issues or if it's an actual server/service issue.

Oh, and a TRIPLE FUCK YOU for wanting to charge my ass $95 just to rewire a jack to another room! Also, why the fucking hell does a service tech need to come OUT to switch service on to a jack already in the house?!? You can't just hit a few keys on your systems and VOILÀ! The service is on?!? Really?

Trust me, if Time Warner or Comcast covered my area, I'd be with them! I NEVER had this issue with Road Runner!

My only hope is that when the time comes, we end up losing this house and we're forced to move to an area where cable internet is available, so I can tell you to fuck off!!

I love your wireless service, but your HSI sucks ass!!
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Subject:Fuck you, Livejournal, Fuck you very much!
Time:06:01 pm
Current Mood:pissed offpissed off
I try to reply to a post with a comment. . . .nothing.
I try to get into the inbox . . . .nothing.

Seriously!? What the FUCK is going on, LJ?! Get over your fuckin' problem and fuckin' work!

It just goes over to the "comment" or "inbox," but it'll just sit there, with "transferring" "waiting" "Transferring" "waiting" going on. It acts like it wants to load, but it doesn't. I've tried reload, I've tried stopping the load, NOTHING.

FIX THE PROBLEM AND CUT THE SHIT, LJ. NOW.
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Fuck You, Micros*ft, for being a royal dick and fucking up Micros*ft Security Essentials SO bad it crashed my Windows XP system. How the fuck does something that is designed to keep me safe... a virus definitions file, for fuck's sake, crash a system so fucking hard I can't even get the damn taskbar to load properly?!?!?!?

You're the dickbag that said MSE updates would be available for XP users until July 2015.

Exactly 8 days after 'XPocalypse,' I turn my ONCE-BEAUTIFULLY-RUNNING system on to see you jackwagons have now turned my computer into a fancy ass doorstop...

or so you thought.

I went NOWHERE different than I usually did... Facebook, LJ, Tumblr, Blogger, YouTube, gmail, Amazon, eBay. Never had a problem before. All I did was ran your definitions update and shut down for the night.

But it's okay... Your blunder has helped me in two ways.
1. Made my 'career' decision a FUCKLOAD of a lot easier.
2. Turned me onto a new OS that I didn't have to pay out my ass for. I'm actually digging Ubuntu 13.10 QUITE a lot. And the price tag... 3 hours of my time and a blank DVD? EVEN BETTER.

So, Yeah... Thanks, Micros*ft and FUCK YOU!
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Subject:Fuck you all
Time:12:11 am
Fuck the members of this community for not posting in it very much.

Fuck people who like TNA and think WWE is shit when TNA has lousy ratings.

Fuck LiveJournal for falling off the radar of relevance.

Fuck having to deal with insecurities.

Fuck Facebook for not putting in dislikes. I want to dislike shit, damnit.

Fuck the number six which happens to be the "fuck you" number of this post.

Last, but not least, fuck you.
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Subject:Uganda deserves the scorn of all the Globe.
Time:11:22 pm
Fuck you, Uganda. I think it is time we started treating Uganda like we do North Korea. Turn off the international spigot. Way to go, Christian Right. This is your fervent image of your America.

May you be forced to Communion with Ugandan GLBT blood and rot in fucking hell.
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Time:02:24 pm
Fuck you, Den! Fuck your fucking life and all of you!!!
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 At least once a week I find myself amazed at how utterly stupid or rude people on public transport are.

Seriously, if the bus is filling up and there aren't that many seats left, don't put your bags, gloves, gadgets, hands, feet (!!) on the empty seat beside you and pretend not to hear when someone says 'excuse me', especially if it's an elderly person, because then you look like even more of a dick.  No one wants to sit beside you either asswipe, but since everyone else pays the same amount you do they're just as entitled to sit down as you are. I get that having to use public transport is probably emasculating, but since you're on public transportation, you need to put your big boy pants and suck it up and not be a total douche canoe. Also, don't monopolize as much space as possible; it's not a contest. If there's three seats, don't sit in the middle and spread your legs out in that pseudo-aggressive way to take up the other two.  Also, don't be an edgehog, ever. If you're so concerned about having your ~ personal space, get a car or a bike. If you are going to do that, don't get all huffy and make like they've inconvenience you when someone asks to sit down. Also, don't lose your shit and get all aggressive if I accidentally make eye contact with you. There's no where else to look and it doesn't mean I want to fight you, and it certainly doesn't mean I'm flirting with you.

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Seriously, I know some bus drivers who should be nominated for sainthood. I don't know how they have the patience for these morons. I would have driven the bus into the wall if I had to deal with these people on a day to day basis.  
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Subject:Witnessed this the other day.
Time:07:04 pm
Dear driver in the centre of Southampton

What were you thinking? Coming from the other side of the road and cutting in front of other cars and a double decker bus so you could park near the bus stop close to the front of ASDA? While said bus was pulling out of the bus stop. You are lucky that the bus wasn't going fast otherwise your car would've been tin canned in a head on crash. I'm not surprised that the bus beeped its horn at you. What made it worse was there was kids in your car so why were you driving like that?

Where did you learn to drive?

No love

Me
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A big "Fuck You!" to all the idiots in my neighbourhood who still don't get that when it snows heavily, you have to shovel that snow away, preferably onto your own damn property and not in my driveway. It's your property, take responsibility for it. Nevermind, just let it melt and ice over and become even more dangerous, then complain to the city when your idiot kid falls and smacks their head on the ice.


Seriously, this is Canada, how the fuck do you not prepare for winter?

P.S: quit bitching about the cold. Buy a sweater and some thick socks and get the fuck over it.
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Subject:It's "Fuck You, Dan" Day
Time:05:27 pm
Fuck you, Dan!
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Subject:thank you, hon.
Time:08:40 pm
Current Mood:very unhappy
dearest hubbins,

no matter that you have a cast iron stomach and a tongue and throat lined with asbestos, i do not. and no matter that *you* reached for the hot sauce after tasting the food that i told you i could not eat?

that does not mean that *I* can eat that food. thirty minutes later, my mouth is still burning, and i'm likely to be up a great deal of the night in gut pain. do not be surprised if i am made grumpy by this fact.

not so much love on this subject,
me
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Time:09:48 am

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Time:05:54 pm
Fuck teeth grinding and the compulsion to finish what you've started.

Fuck that there is no goddamned gum in this house to help with the above.
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Time:07:18 pm
Woman who owes me for some graphic work I did over 10 months ago... FUCK YOU!!!

Apparently, quoting a VERY FAMOUS line from Family Guy is CHILDISH. Apparently, taking advice from friends and going to your boss is CHILDISH. Apparently, wanting to be paid for work I did is CHILDISH.

I'm sorry... I thought being OVERLY-PATIENT with you was being adult. I thought trying to be understanding when you were having issues was being adult. I thought doing the work on the blind faith that you would pay when you said you would was being adult.

Fact remains, I did the work and now, you're shirking your responsibilities. I don't know if it's you think that because I'm disabled, it gives you an excuse to not pay me and that I wouldn't say anything, but it doesn't.

Yes, I'm upset. Yes, I'm SORRY your husband is sick. Yes, Cancer is a bitch, I'm not saying it isn't... but it's not an excuse. Anyone that worked for Apple Inc when Mr. Jobs was sick still got paid. Lance Armstrong still paid his Cable and Electric bills when he was fighting testicular cancer. Hell, My adopted aunt had ovarian cancer, and she still WORKED and paid her bills.

Just pay me the money you owe me and this whole matter will be dropped.
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Subject:First rant here. TW: Arson
Time:10:31 am
I'm not sure whether to put my rant behind a cut or not because it has talks about arson (although it's a short one) but I'll put it behind one to be sure.



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Subject:A whole bunch of fucks
Time:11:49 pm
Fuck whoever stole from my boyfriend at his work. Don't know if it was a "customer" or a co-worker. Either way he's out several items and had to change the locks on his place because they also took his keys. Bastard(s) also damaged his backpack, which they left.
(Note: we don't think they stole the keys because they know where he lives. We think it's because he had some nice lazer-cut steel key-chains on it and it was faster/easier to just take the whole bundle.)

Incest can DIAF as far as I'm concerned. I don't care if your daughter is an adult and "wants" it. Just because someone wants something doesn't mean you should give it to them. And I'm sure as hell calling CPS since she also happens to be a shitty mother to her 8 month old.
(Btw, her breast-feeding is NO kind of birth control. Still can get pregnant, dumbass!)
(Also: EW all around.)

Fuck roommates! You bitch and complain about the state of the house and dirty dishes all the fucking time, yet when I ask for you to bring out your dishes because there are no bowls you throw a fucking shit-fit and blow up my phone with insulting texts?
FUCK. YOU.
Also, fuck you for trashing the basement and back yard. Moving all your garbage from the middle of the backyard to the back along the fence next to the shed is NOT cleaning it! Throwing it all in the shed isn't cleaning it up either! Property manager/landlord isn't going to be happy to find out about you guys treating the shed like a dumpster either.

And most importantly: fuck death. Quit taking people I love. Not only have you had your sights set on my great-grandmother for a while now (who is giving you the hairy-eyeball right back, the old bat), but you go and take my dad's best friend in the meantime. They were best friends for over 30 years and he was like an uncle to me.

Fuck stress.

Oh, and fuck the current job market.
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FUCK USPS TRACKING.
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Time:06:17 pm
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Time:09:44 pm
A very big fuck you to all the media overdoing coverage of the George Zimmerman trial. I do not give a darn shit whatsoever if he's convicted or not, and wish they'd just skip even covering whatever minor stuff happens in that trial. (btw, I WAY TOO OFTEN forget in this Facebook/Twitter age how darn fun this group remains all these years later, to read posts here)

Also, fuck employers that can't get over the fact that I indeed do have a longer than normal gap(3 years) since my last job, and realize that the fact that my decent record volunteering at several places in the meantime since my last job, should prove that I'm still just as trustworthy of a candidate to hire vs. those who've gotten more lucky and (for all I know?) may've worked at several places during that same time.
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Dear Asshole Mom,

You say I never call you.  I have records that prove otherwise, because I got tired of being accused of 'never calling'; I have calendar entries of every single call I've made to you in the last 4 years or so, with the length of the call also recorded.  According to my records, I talk to you once at week (at least), and most calls last for more than an hour.  We get to play the Weekly Monologue Game where you talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and I get to listen and not get a word in.  You have no idea what's going on in my life because you never pause long enough for me to tell you, and you never ask.  You're so wrapped up in yourself that I could lose my job, my car or my arm, and you'd never know, because you won't shut up long enough for me to tell you anything.

But, okay.  Fine.  We'll go with your version.  I NEVER, EVER CALL YOU.

So, when you DEMAND that I call you on a specific day, at a specific time, THAT is when I'm going to call.  If you tell me to call you Sunday at 3pm, I will call on Sunday at 3pm.

So, WHY do you go out and not answer the phone???

If you told me to call on Sunday at 3pm, WHY would you leave the house to go to the mall, casino, the movies, or wherever the fuck else it is you run off to?  You KNOW I'm calling Sunday at 3pm, so WHY would you fuck off at 2pm to go to the mall??

Of course, you don't email or text me to tell me you're leaving.  You just go out, and let me sit there for THREE FUCKING HOURS, dialing your number, trying to reach you.  And, do you leave your cell on so I can text you to see if you're home, or call you on that?  Do you check your voicemail?

No.  You just become unreachable, and you waste hours of my time, and you STILL bitch at me, telling me I NEVER, EVER CALL.

You do this EVERY FUCKING TIME.

So, if you tell me to call you on Sunday at 3, and you leave the house at 2pm and can't be bothered to tell me (and don't return home for hours), don't bitch at me because I NEVER, EVER CALL.

No love fuck off and die,

Me

TL;DR: Fuck you, mom.
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